Elves
Love is blind and knows no gender. There are four versions of this story.
“God. I’m wet just thinking about it. What have you done to me?”
“Nothing you haven’t enjoyed, I hope.”
“Mmmh. But good girls aren’t supposed to like that. Good girls aren’t supposed to want that.”
“Well, good boys don’t do that to their girlfriends, so I guess we’re even.”
“You admit it’s your fault!”
“The woman whom you gave to be with me, she gave me fruit of the tree, and I ate.”
“I must have the only boyfriend in the world who uses Scripture as pillow-talk.”
“Hey, you’re the one who put Aqua on the stereo last night. Do you have any idea how hard it is to maintain an erection when Barbie Girl comes on shuffle three times in fifteen minutes?”
“Fine, we’re even. Hmmph.”